You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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