dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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