Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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