you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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