Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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