im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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