me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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