dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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