Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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