Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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