Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
