she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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