But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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