what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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