i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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These tits shall not be calmed
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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