I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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