with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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