I CAN MOONWALK!
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Randomize
