I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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