Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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