Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Randomize
