you traded sex for a burrito?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
tell me about the eggs
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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