You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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