dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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