By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So many bounce houses so little time
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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