four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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