And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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