I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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