he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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