i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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