i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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