Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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