Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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