...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size