one might say we're banned from that church
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.