That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
my liver is dry heaving
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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