Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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