I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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