Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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