Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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