hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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