So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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