Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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