Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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