Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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