so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
