oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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