She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice