Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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