Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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