Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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