i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We had to coat check the pizza.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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