Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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