Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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