She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂