I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.