Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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